110+ Funny Farewell Messages and Goodbye Quotes

Parting ways is always an emotional moment regardless of whom you are saying goodbye to. Normally when it comes to saying farewell to your colleague or boss- you have to keep it formal and professional as it involves your work. Saying goodbye is never easy, and you may feel at a loss for words.

Here are some funny farewell messages which you can pass to your boss, colleagues, or someone close to you when they are leaving the office behind them. Bid them goodbye with a smile on your face. Send them your warm gratitude with such wishes on their last day at the office. Appreciate him/her while showing your huge respect, and say thanks for all their efforts and guidance.

Saying goodbye is not always an easy thing to do, the very thought of it conjures up feelings of sadness and longing. However, there are many funny quotes that can be used to take the sting out of a goodbye: from silly sayings to quotes that offer a lighthearted, humorous farewell that can help replace the sadness with laughter.

The world without laughter can be a very dull place. Here is a list of farewell quotes (by unknown authors) that are popular and just downright funny.

Funny Goodbye Messages for Friends: Tired of sad goodbye quotes? Well, farewells don’t always need to be dull, especially if you’re giving your last hug to your best friends! Moving to another city, leaving for college, switching jobs – make sure the last moments you spend with your besties are an addition to the amazing pot of memories you have together.

Yes, you can buy a dull and mundane greeting card from the shops but hey, don’t demean your friendship by doing that! Be creative and write a sweet personalized message on a handwritten note. Give your message a humorous twist so that it isn’t just any other lame farewell quote. Think of the funniest memories you’ve shared and all the quirks that only you know about each other.

Weave them into a few hilarious lines and put them up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram too. While this may seem insignificant at the outset, cute gestures like these go a long way toward creating bonds that last a lifetime.

Funny Farewell Messages and Goodbye

🤪 Goodbyes are not the end. Do not, even for a second, believe that you’ll never pay for my meals again.

🤪 I don’t know of deeper pain than watching a friend leave…, especially a friend who pays for my meals.

🤪 I’ll say goodbye, only if you promise to bring me expensive gifts when you return.

🤪 I honestly don’t know whether to smile or cry. I hate you for leaving me here, all alone, without my bestie by my side. How am I ever going to handle all these crazy people around me, without you? Who will tolerate my midnight rants? Who will I hang out with when I feel low? Who, who? I hate you, and I hope you fail at whatever you set out to do… so you can come back and life can be normal again! Goodbye, NOT!

🤪 Every time you feel alone, every time you feel lonely… just close your eyes and think about all the amazing gifts you’ll bring for me when you come back. Bye now!

🤪 Good luck finding better friends than me! Goodbye.

🤪 Goodbye, my friend, I hope our paths cross again… so I can punch you for leaving me in the first place!

🤪 And to think of it, I was the only person who never judged when you farted. What will you do without me?

🤪 Damn, who will be the stupid in my selfies now? Bye!

🤪 Goodbye. You’re dead to me now.

🤪 I’m not surprised you’re leaving. You’ve always been selfish! Goodbye but no thank you.

🤪 I never felt bad about being a loser in life, because I always had like-minded friends like you around. What will I do now? Goodbye, my friend.

🤪 Oh, you’re going… who will I make fun of now? Bye!

🤪 You’ve been convicted of Leaving Your Friend. Punishment is as follows: 2 phone calls daily, 2 selfies daily, 1 handwritten letter weekly, and 1 in-person visit once every 3 months.

🤪 Come back with some amazing gifts. Else, don’t bother coming back. Goodbye!

🤪 WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?? For your own sake, you better hope we meet again… else you have no idea how much I’ll put you in pain.

🤪 Finally! I’ll be able to get my life back on track now that a bad influence like you is leaving. Goodbye!

🤪 I’m not wishing that you fail but just saying that if you do, you can always come back. Goodbye.

🤪 Goodbye! I’m not trying to be funny but I hope the airline loses your luggage and you have no place to go but mine! xoxo

🤪 After all the crazy things we’ve done together, our friendship comes down to this… a measly goodbye! Go now and never show me your face again you deserter!

🤪 This goodbye better not be forever, else you’ll be cursed by me forever!

🤪 Can’t believe you’re going! Who will I do stupid things with now?

🤪 Do you know the worst part of being away from friends? They’re the only people who won’t judge you when you fart.

🤪 Never ever come back, unless, of course, you’re buying me a new iPhone!

🤪 Wherever you are, never forget that you have a friend waiting for you to come back… with awesome presents! Goodbye.

🤪 I don’t want you to go! I’m trying to stay positive but deep down inside I truly hope that you miss your flight 

🤪 At last, I’ll be able to live life without a clingy friend like you! Goodbye 😛

🤪 Of all the things I’ll miss about you, borrowing money from you will be the most. Goodbye.

🤪 Do you have to go? Here’s my address, feel free to send presents! Goodbye.

🤪 If you don’t call me at least once a week, I’ll report you, I’ll find you, I’ll hunt you down… and give you the longest hug!

🤪 This is not a goodbye. Just a temporary absence until you return with gifts.

🤪 Goodbye my friend, I’ll miss you a lot. Who am I going to borrow money from now?

🤪 Why do you have to go? I loved having someone who paid for my lunch!

🤪 Goodbye my friend, it won’t be the same without you… it’ll be much better.

🤪 The best part about having friends is that you always have someone to seek advice. Now that you’re going away, it’ll be chargeable by the minute. Looking forward!

🤪 I have nothing to say to you. Goodbye, leave, and never ever call me a friend again! Oh, and also, don’t forget to bring me a present when you come back.

🤪 Did you know that being away from your friends can make you feel depressed, anxious, and lonely? Don’t mean to scare you, just saying!

🤪 Did you know that the best way to keep in touch with friends is to send them presents? Just saying… goodbye!

🤪 I can’t believe you’re leaving! I hope you fail at everything you do. See yam soon!

🤪 Thank God you’re going. Now I don’t need to have the psychiatrist on speed dial.

🤪 You may have a very good job there. You may also enjoy a high salary. But you’ll never find such amazing co-workers like us! Please reconsider!

🤪 We will miss seeing you in the office. (Not really). Have a great life.

🤪 I wish you trouble in your new office. Also, be sure to impress them as well. Good luck, man.

🤪 I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go?

🤪 It will not be the same without you. It will actually be better! Farewell!

🤪 Goodbye, don’t cry! We won’t! Just kidding—you will be sorely missed.

🤪 The fact that we have to train another person to be one of us are stressing me out. Don’t leave, please.

🤪 Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye.

🤪 You are a great buddy; you really know how to spoil people! We are all going to miss you a lot! Wishing you great success in your future. Keep in touch.

🤪 Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell.

🤪 All these years you were my boss first, friend second. Now that you have resigned, I look forward to being just your friend. Farewell.

🤪 Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.

🤪 If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.

🤪 Saying goodbye to you is such a crazy thing! Promise me this is not the end of everything. I know you will always come to meet me to get some advice and remember it’s not for free! I will miss you buddy!

🤪 We all wish your resignation gets rejected and your dog eats up your new appointment letter. Farewell to a boss who we don’t want to let go.

🤪 On one hand, I feel happy that I no longer have to listen to your angry rants, but on the other the thought of having a new boss makes me wet my pants. Farewell.

🤪 I wish my employment contract had a clause which bounded my job with yours so I could follow you wherever you go. Goodbye.

🤪 I still don’t understand why you decided to leave the company. Do you think you can have tons of fun in your new office without us? Okay, let’s see who is going to miss what.

🤪 It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.

🤪 How much more money are they giving you? Write that number down. Double it. Throw the paper away. I don’t have that kind of money, but I can bribe you with brownies, my delightful smile, jokes, and my friendship. Reconsider staying!

🤪 Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes and enthusiasm.

🤪 Thank you for leaving us and going away! You are really a naughty cookie… I simply wish that your boss would love you as we love and accept your real attitude. Honestly, I’m going to miss working with you. Thank you for all the inspiration! God blesses!

🤪 Today officially marks the end of the time when you can shout and scream at us at the pretext of being our boss. Farewell.

🤪 So, now I have to do both our jobs until they find your replacement? Damn son! 

🤪 It may seem a hard goodbye, but man, you are really leaving me with the crazies. I bid you adieu.

🤪 I will forever be mad at you for leaving me here with all this craziness. I will miss you so much, do not forget me, dear ex-colleague.

🤪 Now that you are going, I wonder who will be our shield and protect us from the boss’s rage and rants. Best of luck with your life. See you later, alligator.

🤪 You can wish for but never find another cool set of colleagues like us. I hope you see better days in your new workplace, will miss you so much.

🤪 Dear colleague, you have been a savior and a great company. But tell us how much more money is you getting in your new office?

🤪 I have been waiting to sit on your chair for a while, thanks for finally giving me the opportunity. I hope they give you a more comfortable chair at your new office.

🤪 Dear friend, we will really avoid bumping into you. Jokes apart, I will forever cherish all the memories and all the peaks we conquered as a team. Have a great life ahead of you.

🤪 Today is actually the last day of holding you the authority to be angry with our performance, we will definitely miss you screaming at us.

🤪 I am sorry that we caused you trouble and made the HR team look so bad, but honestly- we enjoyed doing that. No regrades, we had the best time indeed.

🤪 Remember us for our brilliant works and forget about all the mess-ups. And we will remember you for your smiles, not for your screams.

🤪 Boss, we will miss doing all your work for you every day. It actually won’t be easy without you around, but it will be better, we hope! Conveying the best regards.

🤪 I hope that your next boss will hate you so much so that he’ll kick you back here. Just kidding! Be good there and all the best for your new workplace.

🤪 We really believe leaving this company is the first big step into a great future for you. We wish you lots of success.

🤪 We were planning to throw you an amazing party next month and shower you heaps of gifts… but now that you’re leaving that’s not going to happen. So, let us know if you change your mind. Farewell.

🤪 Great to hear that you’re going away. I can’t wait to hear that you have been crowned as the “gossip queen” at the workplace. Goodbye!

🤪 Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after-work drinks will turn sober, quiet, and slightly more sophisticated. Goodbye buddy, we will miss you.

🤪 Now that you have stepped down as Captain of the ship, who will sail us through choppy waters? Goodbye, boss.

🤪 We wish you lots of money and a loving boss in the coming future. So, go now and never come back! Best of luck.

🤪 Thank you. It touches me. Yeah, true friendship will never die. I really appreciate this. Awesome and really cool. I like it a lot. But it’s pretty sad to realize that I’m not going to see my best friend for a long time.

🤪 I’m a little bit sad hearing that you will no longer our boss but on the other hand, I’m happy to know that for sure you will be a good set of examples in your new office as what you have shown to us. More power and God bless you!

🤪 Your pics are hot, your work is not – and don’t let anyone fool you otherwise! Just kidding… keep the bandana on – it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!

🤪Dear boss… in your new job, as you come across more annoying employees than us – you will realize how dealing with us has never been a fuss. Farewell, dear boss.

🤪 I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go? Farewell.

🤪 Goodbyes are not forever, are not the end; it simply means I’ll miss you until we meet again.”

🤪 “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” 

🤪 “Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.”

🤪 “So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.” —Helen Keller

🤪 “Even if we can’t be together in the end, I’m glad that you were a part of my life.”

🤪 “Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.” 

🤪 “Goodbye may seem forever. Farewell is like the end, but in my heart is the memory and there you will always be.”

🤪 “Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting

🤪 The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.”

🤪 “The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.”

🤪 “True friends don’t say goodbye, they just take extended leaves of absence from each other.”

🤪 “This is not a goodbye, my darling, this is a thank you.” 

🤪 “There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.” 

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